Sunday, November 22, 2009
I LOVE THIS VIDEO: BOB DYLAN: "MUST BE SANTA"
This blog has kinda sucked the last month. Sorry, I've been really busy.
By way of apology, please allow me to introduce you to this video for "Must Be Santa," from Dylan's very hit-or-miss Christmass album, Christmas in the Heart. This is my favorite track fro mthat album, and this video is goddamn all over the map craaazy. I love it.
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By way of apology, please allow me to introduce you to this video for "Must Be Santa," from Dylan's very hit-or-miss Christmass album, Christmas in the Heart. This is my favorite track fro mthat album, and this video is goddamn all over the map craaazy. I love it.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
BENEFIT w/ TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG, JOHN OLIVER, CAROLINE RHEA, AND KRISTEN SCHAAL,
Friday, November 13, 2009
TYF! w/ SNL WRITERS! And Rachel Trachtenberg's band, Supercute!
Friday, October 30, 2009
TELL YOUR FRIENDS! WITH COLIN QUINN, MORE!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
10/19 - TELL YOUR FRIENDS! w/ Kristen Schaal, Christian Finnegan, Me, More!
Monday - 10/19 - Tell Your Friends!
at Lolita
266 Broome St. - at Allen
8:00pm - $5.00
HOST: Sara Schaefer
WITH:
Kristen Schaal
as seen on "The Daily Show," HBO's "Flight of the Conchords," her own "Comedy Central Presents: Kristen Schaal" 1/2-hour special, and is preparing to tape the upcoming "John Oliver & Friends" show
Christian Finnegan
has been seen on his own 1-hour Comedy Central special, "Au Contraire!", NBC's "The Today Show," and MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann"
Liam McEneaney
has been all over basic cable, and regularly tours Europe
Evelyn Rothstein
is an 80 year-old educator,children's book author, and is making her stand-up debut at this week's "TELL YOUR FRIENDS."*
The Fools
are a TYF! favorite!
AND MORE!
AND OUR HOUSE BAND: A Brief View of the Hudson
Thursday, October 15, 2009
MEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF
Professional font designers.
Bookies who only handle bets on professional figure skating.
Guys named Timothy.*
Ant farmers.
1987 World Wrestling Federation Tag Team, “Spandex Pete and The Human Hug Machine.”
Morrissey.
Some of the sadder mythical monsters, such as the Werepig, or the Bentaur (which, of course, is a half-horse, half-Pat Benatar).
Third runner-up, 2007 Mr. Clearwater, Florida, Extended Care Facility Pageant.
Any guy who introduces himself as a lion tamer, and then when you go and see him at the Circus, it turns out he trains men dressed in lion suits who go “Rowr rowr,” like Bert Lahr in The Wizard of Oz.
Retired Veterans of the KISS Army.
Drug mules that smuggle aspirin through Customs in their rectums.
While you should definitely be intimidated by anyone in a gang with a name like “Hell’s Angels” or “Satan’s Disciples,” you should absolutely not be intimidated by anyone in a gang named “The Hamburger Helpers,” or, “The Unitarian Universalist Church.”
* My friend Margaret asks, “What about domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh, who ran a pickup truck full of explosives into Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City?” To which I reply: Timothy McVeigh was a total pussy. Any genuinely frightening redneck worth his salt would have gotten drunk on a couple cases of Bud Light, parked his pickup truck outside that building, ripped his shirt off, and challenged every single person who works there to come out and fight him man-to-man.
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Bookies who only handle bets on professional figure skating.
Guys named Timothy.*
Ant farmers.
1987 World Wrestling Federation Tag Team, “Spandex Pete and The Human Hug Machine.”
Morrissey.
Some of the sadder mythical monsters, such as the Werepig, or the Bentaur (which, of course, is a half-horse, half-Pat Benatar).
Third runner-up, 2007 Mr. Clearwater, Florida, Extended Care Facility Pageant.
Any guy who introduces himself as a lion tamer, and then when you go and see him at the Circus, it turns out he trains men dressed in lion suits who go “Rowr rowr,” like Bert Lahr in The Wizard of Oz.
Retired Veterans of the KISS Army.
Drug mules that smuggle aspirin through Customs in their rectums.
While you should definitely be intimidated by anyone in a gang with a name like “Hell’s Angels” or “Satan’s Disciples,” you should absolutely not be intimidated by anyone in a gang named “The Hamburger Helpers,” or, “The Unitarian Universalist Church.”
* My friend Margaret asks, “What about domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh, who ran a pickup truck full of explosives into Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City?” To which I reply: Timothy McVeigh was a total pussy. Any genuinely frightening redneck worth his salt would have gotten drunk on a couple cases of Bud Light, parked his pickup truck outside that building, ripped his shirt off, and challenged every single person who works there to come out and fight him man-to-man.
Friday, September 18, 2009
THE TYF! 4TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIALTACULAR!
It's the Tell Your Friends! 4th Anniversary show. Please come by, it's going to be killer.
