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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Monday - 10/19 - Tell Your Friends!
266 Broome St. - at Allen
8:00pm - $5.00
HOST: Sara Schaefer
as seen on "The Daily Show," HBO's "Flight of the Conchords," her own "Comedy Central Presents: Kristen Schaal" 1/2-hour special, and is preparing to tape the upcoming "John Oliver & Friends" show
has been seen on his own 1-hour Comedy Central special, "Au Contraire!", NBC's "The Today Show," and MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann"
has been all over basic cable, and regularly tours Europe
is an 80 year-old educator,children's book author, and is making her stand-up debut at this week's "TELL YOUR FRIENDS."*
are a TYF! favorite!
AND OUR HOUSE BAND: A Brief View of the Hudson
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Bookies who only handle bets on professional figure skating.
Guys named Timothy.*
1987 World Wrestling Federation Tag Team, “Spandex Pete and The Human Hug Machine.”
Some of the sadder mythical monsters, such as the Werepig, or the Bentaur (which, of course, is a half-horse, half-Pat Benatar).
Third runner-up, 2007 Mr. Clearwater, Florida, Extended Care Facility Pageant.
Any guy who introduces himself as a lion tamer, and then when you go and see him at the Circus, it turns out he trains men dressed in lion suits who go “Rowr rowr,” like Bert Lahr in The Wizard of Oz.
Retired Veterans of the KISS Army.
Drug mules that smuggle aspirin through Customs in their rectums.
While you should definitely be intimidated by anyone in a gang with a name like “Hell’s Angels” or “Satan’s Disciples,” you should absolutely not be intimidated by anyone in a gang named “The Hamburger Helpers,” or, “The Unitarian Universalist Church.”
* My friend Margaret asks, “What about domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh, who ran a pickup truck full of explosives into Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City?” To which I reply: Timothy McVeigh was a total pussy. Any genuinely frightening redneck worth his salt would have gotten drunk on a couple cases of Bud Light, parked his pickup truck outside that building, ripped his shirt off, and challenged every single person who works there to come out and fight him man-to-man.